According to Ukrainian defenders, the enemy’s latest "innovation" has been jokingly designated as:
Object: Ishak-3000 (ishak meaning donkey – ed.) GRU Index: "Donkey-Plus Mobile EW Station." Status: On combat duty.
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The makeshift system reportedly includes:
- Three "What-the-Hell-Is-This" class air defense antennas
- A vintage BKR-1 helmet from the 1970s (which doesn’t actually fit)
- A "Grass Intake" module enabling indefinite self-sustenance without recharging
- The "I’ll Walk There Myself" mobility suite (no wheels needed)
- Enhanced stealth thanks to natural scent masking
Reported capabilities:
- Intercepting signals from nearby goats
- Demoralizing Ukrainian drones through sheer absurdity
- Sending enemy personnel into a state of tactical confusion
"Recommendation: Deploy immediately to Syria, Africa, or even the Moon. Outperforms 80% of mobilized russian troops," Ukrainian operators quipped.
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